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Dr. Cynthia Source attempts to calculate the theoretical maximum size of America while Captain Freedom keeps adding territory to the spreadsheet.
Read full story Trust-Me-Bro conducts a fictional statehood inspection in Greenland and discovers a devastating shortage of big-box parking lots.
Read full story Captain Freedom subjects the Gulf of America to a completely unnecessary battery of freedom, flag and barbecue-related tests.
Read full storyCaptain Freedom launches a satirical global naming review after the latest Trump-era enthusiasm for putting America more prominently on the map.
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Li Wei takes Uncle Bro, Captain Freedom and Dr. Cynthia Source to investigate a Bangkok taxi allegedly offering cosmetic procedures from the back seat.
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SausageGoat reviews airport security after a raccoon arrives through the ceiling and bypasses every passenger checkpoint.
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Li Wei reports on the rise of public aura battles and the bureaucratic effort to regulate an agricultural sector consisting mainly of confidence.
Read full story SausageGoat welcomes a many-toed cat into public service, where every paw now requires its own ethics disclosure.
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Captain Freedom covers the latest escalation in campaign patriotism: a flag so large that regional sections have developed distinct political identities.
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Dr. Cynthia Source checks whether a generic AI travel response can transform an ordinary town into a global technology hub.
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Florida Frank explains the state’s new cold-weather system measuring the likelihood of temporarily stunned iguanas falling from trees.
Read full story Li Wei investigates a sharply turning bridge design and the revolutionary theory that roads do not need to continue in the direction they started.
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