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A satirical Trust-Me-Bro investigation asks why Britain continues driving on the left despite repeated objections from confused American tourists.
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Dr. Cynthia Source investigates a fictional German bureaucracy that has become an independent resident and must now complete its own paperwork.
Read full story Li Wei investigates the German phenomenon of maintaining excellent roads by ensuring motorists are continually driving through roadworks.
Read full story Uncle Bro investigates why German shoppers willingly insert a coin before being allowed to push a shopping cart.
Read full story A Trust-Me-Bro field report compares Germany’s famous unrestricted Autobahn sections with the country’s equally famous appetite for forms, registrations and rules.
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Captain Freedom attempts to locate the exact end of border-barrier infrastructure and turns the assignment into a patriotic expedition.
Read full story Trust-Me-Bro imagines Mexico answering American wall politics with a barrier of its own, producing immediate confusion about which side is supposed to be impressed.
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Li Wei reports on a fictional Canadian border wall intended to stop recurring stereotypes before they cross the frontier.
Read full story Colonel Liberty Hawk reports on a satirical Canadian contingency plan centered on the nation’s most famous sticky strategic resource.
Read full story Dr. Cynthia Source compares Canada and the United States after the newsroom receives the scientifically questionable claim that one is simply a colder version of the other.
Read full story Trust-Me-Bro follows a fictional Canadian inquiry into why some Americans keep referring to the country as a potential 51st state.
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Captain Freedom develops a scientific formula for determining how many American flags are necessary to celebrate the 250th anniversary properly.
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