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Civility receives thirty seconds of opposition research. Long-form Trust-Me-Bro satire with clearly separated factual premise and fictional escalation.
Read full story Digital government becomes recursive. Long-form Trust-Me-Bro satire with clearly separated factual premise and fictional escalation.
Read full story Political strategy uncovers an ancient secret. Long-form Trust-Me-Bro satire with clearly separated factual premise and fictional escalation.
Read full story The ritual of legislative speed-reading gets audited. Long-form Trust-Me-Bro satire with clearly separated factual premise and fictional escalation.
Read full story Partisan arguments finally reach months, weekdays and the suspiciously centrist Tuesday. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story Both parties nominate people who disagree on the definition. Long-form Trust-Me-Bro satire with clearly separated factual premise and fictional escalation.
Read full story A fictional fiscal summit tries every political slogan before opening a calculator. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story Legislative branding gets regulated. Long-form Trust-Me-Bro satire with clearly separated factual premise and fictional escalation.
Read full story Strategists discover vague opposition to everything unpopular tests remarkably well. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story Satire on the recurring legal fights around election rules. Long-form Trust-Me-Bro satire with clearly separated factual premise and fictional escalation.
Read full story Political polling becomes the latest institution to poll itself into exhaustion. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story Reporters are assured the secret transparency session was extremely open. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story A procedural maze becomes a metaphor for modern government. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story Bureaucracy reform creates an application for permission to simplify applications. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story Officials discover the word has been used so often that nobody remembers the normal setting. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story A new panel promises to reduce duplication after hiring staff for six subcommittees. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story Congress finally reaches complete agreement, unfortunately only on mutual blame. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full storyCaptain Freedom decides that if politics now has a midseason convention it also needs marching bands, instant replay, mascot races and a halftime speech timed to exactly twelve minutes.
Read full story Dr. Cynthia Source examines a fictional federal program designed to eliminate paperwork by creating a new paperwork system.
Read full story A satirical Washington report on Congress discovering the one issue capable of uniting everyone — continued disagreement.
Read full story Captain Freedom covers the latest escalation in campaign patriotism: a flag so large that regional sections have developed distinct political identities.
Read full story Captain Freedom covers a historic debate in which one lawmaker successfully prevented himself from reaching a conclusion.
Read full story Trust-Me-Bro’s Animal Affairs Correspondent enters politics with unbeatable approval among voters carrying crackers.
Read full story Campaign strategists have discovered that policy documents can be replaced with increasingly enormous flags, saving candidates valuable time otherwise spent answering questions.
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