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FOUND: Several boxes of extremely important government documents.
Previous owner claims they were automatically declassified through the incredible power of positive thinking.
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$45,000,000 or a presidential pardon
Mar-a-Lago, Florida
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FROM THE NEWSROOM
FOR SALE: ONE SLIGHTLY USED MORAL COMPASS.
Are you tired of making difficult ethical decisions? Do facts, empathy, and basic human decency keep getting in your way?
Introduc…
$19.99 or One Political Donation
Washington, D.C., USA
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