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Trust-Me-Bro imagines a one-week global leadership exchange program designed to promote understanding and accidentally maximize administrative chaos.
Read full story Trust-Me-Bro creates a ridiculous Global Patriotism Index measuring national identity through ordinary household objects.
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Trust-Me-Bro examines a fictional state survey declaring North Koreans the happiest population on Earth.
Read full story Dr. Cynthia Source examines a fictional North Korean scientific survey in which every respondent approves of the researchers who designed the survey.
Read full story Li Wei reviews a satirical North Korean resort where every guest rating is perfect because alternative ratings have not been observed.
Read full story Dr. Cynthia Source investigates a fictional North Korean report crediting Kim Jong Un with another world-changing invention.
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Dr. Cynthia Source examines the satirical argument that a very large country cannot possibly be internationally isolated because it occupies too much map space.
Read full story Uncle Bro reports on an absurdly long successor to Russia’s already famous long-table diplomatic aesthetic.
Read full story Dr. Cynthia Source fact-checks a fictional grand historical claim attributed to Vladimir Putin and discovers that history is annoyingly resistant to simple slogans.
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A historical satire follows Captain Freedom as he learns that American independence did not abolish the British monarchy everywhere.
Read full story Trust-Me-Bro investigates whether Big Ben can justify its iconic status when much cheaper devices also tell the time.
Read full story Dr. Cynthia Source reviews a fictional study claiming British tea quality rises in direct proportion to national anxiety.
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