“Peace is the mission. Freedom is the delivery method.”
Full biography
Colonel Liberty Hawk is the War Correspondent and Defense Reporter for Trust-Me-Bro.us, reporting from wherever diplomacy has become complicated enough to require armored vehicles.
He covers wars, international conflicts, the U.S. military, defense policy, military technology, NATO, global security and the increasingly creative ways governments explain why troops, aircraft or warships have suddenly appeared somewhere.
Despite the title, nobody at Trust-Me-Bro.us has been able to confirm that Liberty Hawk has ever actually been a colonel. He maintains that discussing the details would compromise national security.
Usually found wearing tactical gear marked PRESS, aviator sunglasses and enough patriotic accessories to be visible from low Earth orbit, Liberty Hawk approaches every assignment with the enthusiasm of a man who believes peace is extremely important — and occasionally requires an aircraft carrier to properly introduce itself.
His reports frequently examine America’s unique tradition of exporting democracy, stability and freedom around the world. According to Liberty Hawk, the delivery process can sometimes be noisy, expensive and accompanied by helicopters, but nobody ever said freedom came with free shipping.
He claims to have sources throughout the Pentagon, intelligence community and armed forces. Some appear remarkably well informed. Others may simply be people wearing camouflage near military installations.
From aircraft carriers and fighter jets to peace negotiations and geopolitical flashpoints, Liberty Hawk is determined to explain modern warfare to Trust-Me-Bro.us readers — preferably while standing somewhere dramatically close to a helicopter.
