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Campaign strategists have discovered that policy documents can be replaced with increasingly enormous flags, saving candidates valuable time otherwise spent answering questions.
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A Florida resident says evacuation is unnecessary because he has developed a towing system capable of returning unwanted weather to the Atlantic Ocean.
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Researchers say artificial intelligence has reached a major workplace milestone: appearing engaged during meetings it does not understand.
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Washington has appointed SausageGoat to lead a new intelligence office after officials concluded that conventional analysts were not sufficiently alert to suspicious squirrels.
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