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Diplomacy stalls before the first agenda item. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
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Based on real July 3 reporting from Washington: a woman suffering heat illness used a baptism pool at David's Tent on the National Mall to cool off. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
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Modern communication turns answering a phone into a social risk assessment. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
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A backyard alligator becomes part pet, part alarm system and entirely Florida. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
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Congress finally reaches complete agreement, unfortunately only on mutual blame. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full storyAnalysts argue over which region gets credit for the trees, whether relocation counts as growth and if moving without producing anything can still qualify as economic activity.
Read full storyJ-BO introduces odds for north shore, south shore, same place and 'nobody knows,' only to discover the house favorite is uncertainty itself.
Read full storyState media awards North Korea gold, silver and a newly invented platinum medal, citing a classified performance that foreign judges are assured was historically unmatched.
Read full storyAfter exceeding its designed capacity, the machine issues a statement denying that any counter exists, forcing Cynthia to fact-check a device that is physically sitting on her desk.
Read full storyParliament debates whether the reserve should be stored underground, guarded by pub landlords or distributed evenly across the country where nobody can steal all of it at once.
Read full storyThe inspectors issue a defect list long enough to qualify as a second island, including no indicators, unpredictable lane position and vegetation extending beyond approved dimensions.
Read full storyMexican entrepreneurs charge admission to a border overlook where visitors can watch new American names appear on maps faster than souvenir vendors can print the T-shirts.
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