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Patriotism, freedom, American identity and everything that makes Uncle Bro point dramatically at the camera.
Convenience culture reaches elections. Long-form Trust-Me-Bro satire with clearly separated factual premise and fictional escalation.
Read full story Patriotism creates a microclimate. Long-form Trust-Me-Bro satire with clearly separated factual premise and fictional escalation.
Read full story The anti-metric saga expands. Long-form Trust-Me-Bro satire with clearly separated factual premise and fictional escalation.
Read full story Grilling becomes a constitutional question. Long-form Trust-Me-Bro satire with clearly separated factual premise and fictional escalation.
Read full story America's national bird discovers labor negotiations. Long-form Trust-Me-Bro satire with clearly separated factual premise and fictional escalation.
Read full story A suburban patio becomes part of national resilience planning. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story The Freedom Lab develops a cupholder threshold. Long-form Trust-Me-Bro satire with clearly separated factual premise and fictional escalation.
Read full story Too few looks uncommitted; too many affects highway stability. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story Patriotism meets countertop technology. Long-form Trust-Me-Bro satire with clearly separated factual premise and fictional escalation.
Read full story America's national bird should not, in his view, wait behind ordinary geese. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story Captain Freedom finds a second life for anniversary decorations. Long-form Trust-Me-Bro satire with clearly separated factual premise and fictional escalation.
Read full story Sushi, pasta and salad enter the laboratory; bacon leaves with a security clearance. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story A sporting tradition expands into a full endurance event. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story Captain Freedom solves America's conversion problem by refusing to convert. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story Researchers search for the exact point at which decoration becomes foreign policy. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story Cupholders, flag mounts and barbecue proximity determine national loyalty. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story Follow-up satire asks whether entering baptismal water for heat relief creates a new baptism and, if so, which denomination gets the paperwork. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full story Based on real July 3 reporting from Washington: a woman suffering heat illness used a baptism pool at David's Tent on the National Mall to cool off. Trust-Me-Bro investigates with facts where available, fictional escalation where useful, and absolutely unnecessary administrative confidence.
Read full storyAfter hours of searching, Captain Freedom triumphantly plants a flag on what turns out to be a municipal boat ramp and refuses to admit the reconnaissance phase had shortcomings.
Read full storyThe newsroom replaces kilometres with football fields, hectares with Walmart parking lots and abstract patriotism with standardized Freedom Points certified by a bald eagle-shaped stamp.
Read full storyCaptain Freedom arrives with a heavy-duty pickup, an unreasonable amount of tow cable and a theory that torque is a substitute for international law.
Read full story The Trust-Me-Bro Patriotism Lab tests pickup trucks using the Freedom-to-Wheelbase Ratio and one dangerously small parking space.
Read full story Captain Freedom launches the Patriotic Enough? series by rating backyard grills on the official 1,776-point Freedom Scale.
Read full story Uncle Bro tests a new network of vending machines dispensing pocket constitutions, miniature flags and emergency opinions.
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Washington has appointed SausageGoat to lead a new intelligence office after officials concluded that conventional analysts were not sufficiently alert to suspicious squirrels.
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