Kremlin Table's Far End Applies for Observer Status at Its Own Meeting
In the newsroom's fictional Moscow, the far end of a famously long conference table has requested independent representation.
In the newsroom's fictional Moscow, the far end of a famously long conference table has requested independent representation. Messages from the head of the table arrive after snacks have already been cleared away.
Heinrich offered to establish a liaison office halfway along the polished surface. His first dispatch concerned a salt shaker whose status had become strategically ambiguous.
The table's far end insists it seeks participation rather than separation. It would like access to the agenda, audible speech and occasional tea. Officials proposed a subcommittee on distance. Its members will meet at opposite ends, allowing the furniture to continue demonstrating the very problem under consideration.
Earlier in the Trust-Me-Bro satire archive: <a href="https://trust-me-bro.us/article/kremlin-long-table-upgraded-with-dedicated-time-zone-at-far-end">Kremlin Long Table Upgraded With Dedicated Time Zone at Far End</a>.