Florida Man Installs a Drawbridge Across Lake Freedom to Avoid Fixing It
Lake Freedom, the newsroom's fictional pothole, now has a homemade drawbridge.
Lake Freedom, the newsroom's fictional pothole, now has a homemade drawbridge. Its designer says the structure protects local maritime opportunity while allowing cars to cross whenever someone finds the remote.
Florida Frank watched a sedan wait for a floating leaf to pass. The operator insisted navigation rights must be respected, particularly now that a marina application is pending.
Road workers offered asphalt. The neighborhood requested an impact assessment on its newly established waterfront identity. After the bridge jammed, drivers discovered they could simply go around the puddle. The designer called this unauthorized bypass infrastructure and began selling tickets for the scenic route. Nobody bought one, but several took photographs.
Earlier in the Trust-Me-Bro satire archive: <a href="https://trust-me-bro.us/article/florida-neighborhood-votes-to-rename-pothole-lake-freedom-after-it-survives-third-rainstorm">Florida Neighborhood Votes to Rename Pothole 'Lake Freedom' After It Survives Third Rainstorm</a>.