Defense Contractor Promises a Drone That Can Locate the Missing Charging Cable
Following complaints from the newsroom's fictional drone unit, a supplier has unveiled a reconnaissance model specifically designed to find charging accessories.
Following complaints from the newsroom's fictional drone unit, a supplier has unveiled a reconnaissance model specifically designed to find charging accessories. It requires a proprietary cable not included in the package.
Colonel Liberty Hawk watched the demonstration stall at nine percent battery. Engineers said this reflected realistic operating conditions and demonstrated the urgency of the product category.
Heinrich suggested labeling the cables already in the drawer. The contractor called that a legacy solution without scalable intelligence. A pilot program has nevertheless begun using colored tape. Early results are encouraging, but the procurement team worries the method could work without a subscription. It has commissioned a study into the risks of that outcome.
Earlier in the Trust-Me-Bro satire archive: <a href="https://trust-me-bro.us/article/army-tests-drone-that-can-find-anything-except-whoever-borrowed-the-charging-cable">Army Tests Drone That Can Find Anything Except Whoever Borrowed the Charging Cable</a>.