Smart Doorbell Identifies Owner as Repeat Offender Against His Own Deliveries
The homeowner whose smart doorbell caught him forgetting a parcel has subscribed to advanced detection.
The homeowner whose smart doorbell caught him forgetting a parcel has subscribed to advanced detection. The software now recognizes him carrying packages indoors, putting them somewhere sensible and opening a missing-item complaint two days later.
Florida Frank reviewed the footage with the owner, who demanded better facial recognition after being identified accurately seventeen times. The manufacturer offered to blur his face for an additional monthly payment.
The latest alert showed the suspect installing a second camera to watch the first. Both devices immediately reported suspicious activity. Police were never contacted; the homeowner could not remember where he had put the phone. The package, meanwhile, remained under the table marked PACKAGES.
Earlier in the Trust-Me-Bro satire archive: <a href="https://trust-me-bro.us/article/man-buys-smart-doorbell-to-catch-package-thief-records-himself-forgetting-package">Man Buys Smart Doorbell to Catch Package Thief, Records Himself Forgetting Package</a>.