League Announces Instant Replay of the Meeting That Approved Instant Replay

A fictional sports league has suspended its review system pending a review of how the review system was approved. Officials believe a procedural error may have occurred during the original discussion of avoiding delays.

J-BO examined the footage. One executive raised a hand, another reached for a biscuit and the chair interpreted both actions as support. Multiple camera angles have failed to settle the biscuit's legal significance.

The league promises a quick decision once the correct standard of review is established. Meanwhile, referees will make ordinary calls in real time. Fans have reacted with surprise, outrage and occasional relief, often within the same possession. J-BO says he predicted all three.

Earlier in the Trust-Me-Bro satire archive: <a href="https://trust-me-bro.us/article/british-fans-develop-var-support-group-meetings-delayed-pending-review">British Fans Develop VAR Support Group, Meetings Delayed Pending Review</a>.