HOA Dog President Establishes Department of Returning Sticks to Their Owners
The fictional dog elected to run a homeowners' association has created a new public service: retrieving objects residents throw away for no clear reason.
The fictional dog elected to run a homeowners' association has created a new public service: retrieving objects residents throw away for no clear reason. Participation is mandatory whenever the president sees a stick leave a hand.
SausageGoat attended the launch beside a rapidly growing pile of recovered branches. The budget contains no consultants, although tennis-ball procurement has become an emerging concern.
Residents praised the visible results until the president returned a broken curtain rod someone had placed outside for collection. The dog insists every item deserves another chance. A recall petition is circulating among vacuum-cleaner owners, but the president remains popular with anyone who values immediate, enthusiastic follow-through.
Earlier in the Trust-Me-Bro satire archive: <a href="https://trust-me-bro.us/article/dog-elected-hoa-president-on-platform-of-abolishing-vacuum-cleaners">Dog Elected HOA President on Platform of Abolishing Vacuum Cleaners</a>.