Declassified After Accident

TOP SECRET // CIA • NSA • NASA // JOINT INTELLIGENCE ASSESSMENT – Codename: CAPRICORN-01

SausageGoat / 2026-07-24

SUBJECT: “SAUSAGEGOAT” (Codename: CAPRICORN-01) Classification: TOP SECRET // SATIRE // EYES ONLYCase Number: JIA-77-1924-SGDate: 23 July 2026Status: Declassified (Accidentally uploaded […]

Declassified After Accident

SausageGoat / 2026-07-23

🚨 LEAKED DOSSIER The Satire Gate: America’s Biggest Cover-Up Since Sliced Bread WASHINGTON, D.C. — Newly leaked documents from the

Declassified After Accident

PROJECT CAN REJECT

SausageGoat / 2026-07-04

🚨 TOP SECRET LEAK Leaked Documents Reveal Why Deposit Machines Reject the Same Can Three Times CLASSIFICATION: TOP SECRET //