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Florida Man Attempts to Arrest Hurricane, Issues Verbal Warning to Category 4 Storm

SausageGoat / 2026-07-01

🧠 Brain Damage Assessment™ Florida Man Attempts to Arrest Hurricane, Issues Verbal Warning to Category 4 Storm Examining Physician: Dr. […]

The 90-Degree Bridge: Revolutionary Engineering or Just Advanced Geometry?

SausageGoat / 2026-07-01

In June 2025, a newly built railway overpass in Bhopal, India, went viral after people noticed it contained an almost

Did Wind Turbines Kill the Whales? SausageGoat Investigates.

SausageGoat / 2026-07-01

Original Quote During a press conference at Mar-a-Lago on January 7, 2025, Donald Trump said: “The windmills are driving the