Today, President SausageGoat signed the first Executive Order in the history of the United States of American Sausage Goats (USASG).
After months of intense research, countless BBQs, and several emergency meetings around the grill, the administration has concluded that the nation deserves stronger barbecue protections.
Effective immediately…
📜 Executive Order No. 001 – Mandatory Friday Barbecues
The full presidential order has now been released to the public.
Failure to comply may result in being assigned to the salad table.
🇺🇸 God Bless the USASG.
⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This Executive Order is 100% satire and created for entertainment purposes only.